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8 Amazing Holes!

And the really terrifying one?

DUROOD-E-PAK S.A.W‏


Husband & Wife

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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I haven't spoken to my wife because- I don't like to interrupt her.

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.

So I got myself two girlfriends.

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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

The next day he received a h
undred letters.

They all said the same: "You can have mine."


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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.

It only seems longer.

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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.

The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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All Terrorists Are Muslim ?

All Terrorists Are Muslim ?

If this claim is true can someone please explain to me the following:

Which sect of Islam does Joseph Kony of the Lords Resistance Army belongs to?

Which sect of Islam do the Sri Lankan Tamil Tigers belong to ?

Which sect of Islam do the God's Army based in Thailand belong to?

Which sect of Islam do the Freedomites of Canada belong to?

Which sect of Islam do the Aryan nations and other Christian Identitiygroups belong to?

Which sect of Islam do the Jewish Defense League belong to? The F.B.I describes them as a violent and extremist group.

Which sect of Islam do the Sikh Babbar Khalsa group in Indian Punjab belong to ?

Which sect of Islam do the Japanese Aum Shinrikyo group belong to ? They used weapons of mass destruction, sarin gas on the Tokyo subway system.

Which sect of Islam do the Provisional Irish Republican Army belong to?

Which sect of Islam do the Irish National Liberation Army belong to?

Which sect of Islam do the Continuity Irish Republican Army belong to ?

Which sect of Islam do the Ulster Freedom Fighters belong to ?

Which sect of Islam do the Red Hand Defenders belong to ?

Which sect of Islam do the Ulster Volunteer Force belong to ?

Which sect of Islam do the Loyalist Volunteer Force belong to ?

Which sect of Islam do the Basque E.T.A organization belong to ?

Which sect of Islam do the National Front for the Liberation of Corsica belong to ?

Which sect of Islam do the Shining Path group in Peru belong to ?

Which sect of Islam do the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Columbia(FARC) belong to ?

Which sect of Islam do the Creativity Movement belong to?

......And the list goes on and on.....

Kon hai ye faraz

Kon hai ye faraz jis k sms bhj bhj k faraz naam ko badnaam kardia
hai? :-p
Abhi kuch hi dyr pehlay aik naya msg aya 17-Jan-09 12:44pm

Read out:

Kisi ka Jotha peenay s shifa milti hai faraz,
kameena yeh bolty bolty meri sari pepsi pee gaya :-)

Ma apny ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hun faraz,
aik tery aney s pehlay aik tere jany k baad

haha

This really makes faraz famous ;p

yah one more mail jo k ayi thi which says 2008 ma sab s ziada kis k
bajai gai lol
and the answer was none other than faraz :-)
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IS IT MONEY?!!! NO

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CAN YOU GUESS?????

THE BIGGEST ROBBERY OF

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NASA'S DISCOVERY (Simple Eye Test)

NASA'S DISCOVERY (Simple Eye Test)



A small test to check eyesight yourself. Hope it will work. please follow the guidelines.....
1. First close one of your eye .
2. Move your mouse point at the red
*.
3.
Right click at the red *.
4. Then click (select all).
5. Then you will see the result
.



* Pagal oye!!!

Saad Memon ask you to do something and you do it without applying your mind ;)
Your eye sight is allright, But Your Mind has got Problem hehehehe ... Ha...HA...HA...!!!


NOW ENOUGH...GO BACK TO UR WORK ....


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Mom Loves U


Thought of you tonight

Thought of you tonight and... Remembered
Closing my eyes, my vision never dimming.
You standing there...
I could see you. Your eyes, so dark,
Your skin so soft,
Your hair...the finest silk
You are the very picture of beauty.
You looked at me...
My faults, could not be hidden.
Yet, your eyes began to shine
With the light of the stars.
You smiled. At me!
For me!
You loved me, your outstretched arms
Allowed me to love you.
Your touch, light as a feather,
Hovering, unsure.
But made passion bloom,
Like flowers after a rain,
Exploding into life.
Your passion that changed my life forever.
If there never were another night like that
I should surely die a happy, happy man.
I thought of You tonight and...
Remembered!

Haan Mai Wohi Hoon....

Haan Mai Wohi Hoon....