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An old Memon Lady died in USA , where she was staying with her daughter.

Daughter made arrangements for the body to be sent back to Pakistan.

On top of the coffin was a letter which said;

" "

Dear Bhai,

I am sending AMMA's body to Pakistan , as it was her wish to be buried in Pakistan .

Under AMMA's body are 12 cans of cheese for your little boy Ali, 10 packs of chocolates for your cute little Meena & 8 packs of perfumes for your wife.

AMMA is wearing a brand new pair of REEBOK shoes for Kaasim bhai and there two pairs shoes stuffed on left-side of the coffin for Jubaida & Jarina.

AMMA is wearing 6 brand new NIKE t-shirts, large one is for Sattar bhai other four are for his boys.

She is also wearing two LEVI'S jeans for the boys.

She is also wearing Swiss made ROLEX watch on her left hand for Johra Baji and gold necklace and earings for Kulsoom Aunty.

If you need anything else do let me know, because ABBA is also not feeling well.

Regards

From Juleikha, Abdul Gafphar & Chokra (Kids)

Check out........ How smart are you??????‏

How smart are you?
Are you smarter than a four year old?

A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU
Which way is the bu
s below traveling?
To the left or to the right?


Can't make up your mind?

Look carefully at the picture again.

Still don't know?
Primary school childr
en all over the UK were shown this picture and asked the same question.
90% of them gave t
his answer:
"The bus is traveling to the right."

When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling to the right?"
They answered:
"Because you can't see the door to get on the
bus."

How do you feel now???

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Why u should never put ur foto on the internet?

Why u should never put ur foto on the internet?










How do we renew our Iman?‏

How do we renew our Iman?‏



Abu Hurairah Radiyallahu 'anhu narrates that
Rasulullah Sallallahu 'alaihi wasallam said:
Renew your Iman! It was asked:
YA Rasulallah! (Sallallahu 'alaihi wasallam)
How do we renew our Iman?
He (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said:
Say frequently
LA ILLAHA ILLALLAHA.
(Musnad Ahmad, Tabarani, Targhib)

Math Puzzle

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Duaa, when comes out of the toilet

Installing Husband ...Beautiful to read‏


Installing Husband ...Beautiful to read‏

A desperate woman writes to the
Technical support Guy,
Dear Tech Support
,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jeweler applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Woman

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tech Support Reply
,
DEAR DESPERATE Madam,


First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0
is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.htmland try to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jeweler 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7..0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 under any circumstances (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Tech Support

Haan Mai Wohi Hoon....

Haan Mai Wohi Hoon....