My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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I haven't spoken to my wife because- I don't like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
************
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
************
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
************
I haven't spoken to my wife because- I don't like to interrupt her.
************
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
************
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
************
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
************
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
************
It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
************
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
************
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
************
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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8 comments:
bhai ye wife per joke hai ya husband per hehhehe
han wakayee yea sacha sacha lagta hai
agar wife mature hoto easa nahi hota yaaaaaaaaaaar
zaroori nahi k wife hi easi hoo husband bhi hosaktay hen
bichari wives ko hamesha ku dosh detay hoo
agar tumhari wife easi hai tu is mai baki wife ka kya kasoooooooooor hai mr.saad
it is just funny not true
wow!itz soo funny!!im a new user and i did found this really funny!
bt ye right hai k husbend wife 1 2sray k baghair adhooray hain....
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